The following is an “Opinion” piece written in the propaganda rag the Washington Post by U.S. Attorney General Meritless Garland. Let’s give it a look and have a laugh.

Opinion Merrick Garland: Unfounded attacks on the Justice Department must end

Conspiracy theories, falsehoods and threats of violence against DOJ personnel are not normal.

By Merrick Garland

Merrick Garland is attorney general of the United States.

Last week, a California man was convicted of threatening to bomb an FBI field office where hundreds of agents and other employees work. In one of his threats to the FBI, the man wrote: “I can go on a mass murder spree. In fact, it would be very explainable by your actions.”

Lunatics are everywhere in the U.S. so this could be real, but in the last 4 years the FBI/DOJ have been caught creating false threats against Democrat Governors. They have set up multiple cases where they find a person of questionable intelligence and prod them into creating a false threat. So why should we believe this now?

These heinous threats of violence have become routine in an environment in which the Justice Department is under attack like never before.

They are not routine, except they are routinely found to be false flags when they do occur.

In recent weeks, we have seen an escalation of attacks that go far beyond public scrutiny, criticism, and legitimate and necessary oversight of our work. They are baseless, personal and dangerous.

Bullsh**! The DOJ has come under scrutiny for pursuing a two tier justice system. The only threat to DOJ are threats they have either created themselves, or brought on themselves by their two tier application of the law.

These attacks come in the form of threats to defund particular department investigations, most recently the special counsel’s prosecution of the former president.

It could be because the Jack Smith persecution of former President Trump is unconstitutional. Even the very appointment of Smith as a Special Prosecutor is unconstitutional and currently under court review.

They come in the form of conspiracy theories crafted and spread for the purpose of undermining public trust in the judicial process itself. Those include false claims that a case brought by a local district attorney and resolved by a jury verdict in a state trial was somehow controlled by the Justice Department.

Funny how whenever the Government screams “Conspiracy Theory” it winds up being the truth. The Local District Attorney had no authority to bring a Federal Case, the Judge was hand picked by the DOJ for all 4 cases against Trump in NY while it’s supposed to be a lottery. (But this Judge won that lottery every time). Plus the lead prosecutor of the NY Local District Court was run by the number 3 man in the DOJ. He just happened to take a cut in pay, and a demotion from one of the Nations top Prosecutorial positions to a lowly County Prosecutors job out of duty and honor we’re supposed to believe.

They come in the form of dangerous falsehoods about the FBI’s law enforcement operations that increase the risks faced by our agents.

They put peaceful antiabortion protestors in jail for praying, but don’t even investigate organized Terrorist Protests in Lafayette Park in DC where Police were attacked and National Treasures vandalized.

They come in the form of efforts to bully and intimidate our career public servants by repeatedly and publicly singling them out.

Career Officials at the DOJ/FBI have repeatedly been caught lying under oath, and not one has been prosecuted.

They come in the form of false claims that the department is politicizing its work to somehow influence the outcome of an election. Such claims are often made by those who are themselves attempting to politicize the department’s work to influence the outcome of an election.

The DOJ and the White House has met with and organized EVERY Prosecutors office that has brought charges against former President Trump with the sole purpose of preventing President Biden’s political opponent from running for office, keeping him from campaigning, and to slander him.

And media reports indicate there is an ongoing effort to ramp up these attacks against the Justice Department, its work and its employees.

We will NOT remain silent while they turn the United States into China, the former Soviet Union, or any other Banana Republic that jails it’s political rivals.

We will not be intimidated by these attacks. But it is absurd and dangerous that public servants, many of whom risk their lives every day, are being threatened for simply doing their jobs and adhering to the principles that have long guided the Justice Department’s work.

The DOJ/FBI are NOT pursuing American Principals. They are pursuing the Principals and Tactics of Mao.

In my first job at the Justice Department some 45 years ago, I worked on what would become the department’s first edition of the Principles of Federal Prosecution. That set of rules for prosecutors enshrined what every department employee lives by every single day: an unwavering commitment to the fair and impartial application of our laws. That commitment has been sustained by dedicated career professionals who serve across administrations of both political parties.

For 45 YEARS this pencil pushing bureaucrat has been sucking off the American Tax Payers teet undermining the rule of law. All bureaucrat’s should have a mandatory retirement of 20 years.

The Justice Department makes decisions about criminal investigations based only on the facts and the law. We do not investigate people because of their last name, their political affiliation, the size of their bank account, where they come from or what they look like. We investigate and prosecute violations of federal law — nothing more, nothing less.

Tell that to the Trump family and every associate that you have pursued simply because they worked with, and supported Donald Trump.

We do this not only because of the principles that have long guided our work, but also because we know that our democracy cannot survive without a justice system that ensures the equal protection of law for all its citizens.

Our system can not survive what Garland and his ilk have done to our Justice System. It is no longer equal protection of law for all its citizens. The political elite have turned the DOJ into the Gestapo, and it’s actions are destroying our REPUBLIC. We are not a Democracy.

The Justice Department will continue to uphold its obligation under the Constitution to fiercely defend the right of all Americans to peacefully express opinions, beliefs and ideas. Disagreements about politics are good for our democracy. They are normal.

No it won’t, not as long as corrupt fools like Meritless Garland and others are allowed to keep their jobs.

But using conspiracy theories, falsehoods, violence and threats of violence to affect political outcomes is not normal. The short-term political benefits of those tactics will never make up for the long-term cost to our country.

The only people employing those tactics are the Democrats, and they are doing so with the aid of the DOJ/FBI.

Continued unfounded attacks against the Justice Department’s employees are dangerous for people’s safety. They are dangerous for our democracy. This must stop.

The continued use of the DOJ/FBI as a weapon against the people, and the Democrats Political Rivals has caused a complete collapse of trust in American Justice. Meritless Garland is just the current face of the rot that has become DOJ. The entire Department of Justice has to be dismantled, removed from Washington D.C., and rebuilt into Regional Offices with almost zero control from the politics of the beltway.