The Crying Game
It was just before 3pm on December 11th last year when I received the telephone call informing me that the…
Andy Mac
A soft spoken man of even temper and excellent taste in music. He graces our pages with the wisdom and sanity that for a large group of our audience is severely lacking.
Did mainframe operations for a decade and a half, and then the Airline industry for another decade and a half. Has Sold & Trained people in Firearms his entire adult life.
His family background consists of four generations of Police Officers, which sometimes tends to color his point of view. Has a beautiful wife, two lovely daughters, a parrot, 2 cat's, and a dog.
In the Summertime….
In the summertime when the weather is high, you can invade the UK on the very first try. When the…
Baby, You Can’t Drive Your Car
When I was a teenager, my biggest ambition in life wasn’t to do well in my education; or to marry…
An Air of Optimism; A Note of Caution
My mate and I were in India when news came through that Boris Johnson had succeeded in persuading Parliament to…
Loretta Has Left the Building
One of the funniest scenes in ‘Monty Python’s Life of Brian’ is the one they shot in the impressive Roman…
“We Mustn’t Upset the P*kis!”
Last Monday afternoon, I decided to make the most of the unseasonably warm spring sunshine by taking a walk along…
Pig-sick of Islam!
Have you ever sat in a beer garden on a hot summer’s day enjoying a drink? Suddenly, a wasp begins…
Trump-on-Sea
As suggestions for the Gaza Strip go, it was very much an eye-opener. US President, Donald Trump, had suggested America…
Airport ’25: The Fiasco
Do you know which international airport serves more world destinations than any other? It isn’t Dubai; it isn’t JFK; and…
Happy Wooden Anniversary!
Dear Reader, I would like you to close your eyes, concentrate your mind and picture the following analogy: You rent…
No Country for White Girls
I’ve just finished reading a book about Captain James Cook. En route across the Pacific in 1777 on his boat…
Never Mind the Bollards!
Having just turned 52, I am definitely now of an age where I can make distinct comparisons between the country…
No Time to Die?
The year was 1988. My English GCSE class was informed by our teacher, Mrs Sced, that we would be introduced…
On the Fiftieth Day of Christmas…
For the last two weeks, I’ve had to keep reminding myself that we’re still in November! At the time of…
Trump: The Sequel
Were you ever sold a mortgage by someone you thought you wouldn’t want to socialise with? Was he a bit…